xplodingunicorn:

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hustlerose:

BITCH IM ABOUT TO JUST [DISAPPEARS UNDER MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES] 

fortzancudo:

GOD today i served a family of 3 and the dad was like “i’ll have a cappuccino” and the kid, a girl of about 11, was like “PLEASE.” and he was like “uh yeah. please” and the kid goes “well you’re always telling me to remember my manners!!! you should too!!” and i was cracking up

and then she was standing there w her mum while i made their drinks and i asked if the mum wanted chocolate sprinkles and she was like “yes please” and the kid goes “well at least SOMEONE remembered their manners” and then sighed dramatically and HEELYED AWAY and honestly? not sure how to go on knowing i’ll never be as cool as this 11 year old

xplodingunicorn:

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xplodingunicorn:

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shitty-oc-things:

which oc got chased by geese around the entire perimeter of the local pond as a child and they insist they did not provoke the geese (but they did)

shitty-oc-things:

which oc would suck the end of a candy cane to a point and stab someone with it

AC.